Monday, November 16, 2009

Birthdays are Holidays

Holidays are the worst time to be single. No presents, no gifts, no parties… no meaningful snuggling by a warm fire while drinking hot cocoa and stirring things up with a spoon (and no, I’m not talking about hot cocoa anymore). Instead, you come home to an empty, undecorated room, turn on Sportscenter and drift slowly to sleep with a glass of milk. (Yeah, definitely no spoon… not even with hot cocoa….) Aaaaaand, I just realized that I celebrate a ‘holiday’ almost every, single night of my life. Yay, me.

(Did you see what I did there? A little thing called The Double Entendre.)

The other night we went to dinner with the basketball girls to celebrate a birthday. (From here on out if I ever mention the term ‘basketball girls’ or the ‘bball girls’… just know I’m referring to the BYU Women’s Basketball team. Yeah, we hang out.) Have you ever been sitting around the dinner table with your family and had someone ask, “What was the best part of your day?” Well I haven’t. Thank goodness most of my family dinners were spent in absolute silence. Occasionally there was lobbying over who gets the last scoop of potatoes, and loud, spasmodic ventilation of you-know-what… but what are you going to do with three boys?

Anyways, back to the bball girls… so we did the ‘best part of your day’ thing, with everyone taking a turn. I said, “Talking to mom about Christmas.” It got a few ooos and awes… but as the group continued listening to other ‘best day’ stories, I couldn’t help but think… That was also the worst part of my day. You see, my birthday is one month before Christmas: November 28. It’s hard for me to believe that my sweet mother could get swept up in society’s greed-filled plague of the ‘me first, give thanks second’ mode of thinking that has our whole nation going from Halloween to Christmas in a matter of 24 hours…. But she skipped right over my birthday… and went straight to Christmas.

So, I gave my mom my Christmas list… which just so happens to be my birthday list…

Do you think Jesus will mind if I open my collection of Calvin and Hobbes comic books on His birthday? Yeah, I don’t think he will either.

Oh, and one more thought… if you forget your birthday… does it still count? Or can I go on being 25 for another year?... I wonder if that’s what Greg Oden, LeBron James, and Baron Davis thought…



___G-Pa Oden_____________LeBruuun

______21___________________24



___Boom Dizzle_______________This Guy

______ 30____________________25

5 comments:

Biggs Family said...

Bartie, you are the best guy yet and you deserve a wonderful lady! She is out there and she's waitin' for ya! I love ya, and nice hangin' out with the BYU BB girls! Basketball is in your blood! :) Have a wonderful birthday in 12 days!

triciaaaa! said...

hey we shall celebrate your oldness when you come home to see your fav cousy!

iAMbarticus said...

Haha thanks TK! I would be especially boring without basketball.

And trish... thanks smelly face! One week!

Liz Harnish said...

BB-girls rock! :) A girl who has the spoon move down would be nice, but a sweetie who can also appreciate your sweet crossover would rock! Does the BYU Bball team have what you're looking for?

Lyle and Kathi Gadbury said...

Hey Bart-man....just so you know for future reference....your madre' could never forget your birthday. The Christmas list is a ploy to find out what you want for your birthday!

And you are one smart dude for hanging out with the girls BB team....one smart dude...I am so proud :)