Bailey: We made a balloon that was supposed to be you today... just fyi.
Bart: That's awesome... did I have my book and nametag too?
Bailey: Nope... well, I guess technically you did have your name tag. We put a peice of paper on the balloon that said 'Bart'.
Bart: So, you're saying I got partial attendance points?
B: I'm gonna guess that, no, not only did you not get partial points, but that you probably got negative.
B: So... I did get points?
B: Sure. Negative ones, but sure.
B: Awesome! Hey points are points no matter how you look at 'em.
B: Well, not really. Negative points would actually count against you and... oh nevermind. But you seem like you'd be into negative things so thats right up your alley.
B: Oh yeah... well... Watch out! I might be up your alley tonight... wearing all black while swinging a billy club in my hand.
Bailey: Is that a sexual inuendo? I hope so.
Bart: A six-paned window? wha..?
Bailey: No. An in-u-end-o. Oh, forget it. I'm off to meet with a group for school...you remember school right? Where you study to get grades to pass college and get a degree? Yep, I'm off to do that. See you later... in my alley.
Oh. One more thing. I'm always worried you'll post more of our conversations in your blog. So if you do, please mention that I am extremely attractive. For the hell of it.
Bart: You're extremely attractive.
Bailey: No, not now. When you write your blog. Ugh... I give up.