Monday, November 3, 2008

Diss-claimer

At this time I think it is worth it to have a disclaimer. This is my blog so I can do whatever I feel like, gosh!

Disclaimer: Everything found on, in, or that is directly linked through this blog is the author's doing. (That's me.) Any videos, pictures, or proper nouns (or quotes by proper nouns) contained herein are used for entertainment purposes only. I have the right to edit, change, discard, add to, and/or withdraw any information I deem necessary. Also, any direct reference to American Gladiators is merited/desired/needed by all.

It is not my intent to be offensive or inaccurate in any way. (Except for when I make up words. But then I’ll tell you what it means, thus accurately canceling out the inaccuracy.) But it is important to know that the situations, persons, and/or affiliations referred to might possibly, kind of, be real, maybe... or they might not be. It is neither my responsibility, nor is it my desire to discern between the two. The reader can do that for himself/herself. My aim is to approach all events, ideas, thoughts, and/or happenings as they occur, occurred, or will occur from my perspective/outlook. Yes, I might talk about you. Yes, I might slight you... slightly. If you feel that any of the events about you are inaccurate or belittling, I would suggest that you address the author, me, and I will think about considering your opinion. If you receive no response from me, the author, within 1256 hours, I would suggest pretending that you are not real and that the events you are addressing never happened.

Also, to enhance the blogging experience/entertainment for all persons reading/following this blog, it is highly recommended/suggested that you actually say 'slash' whenever presented with the / symbol.

I will now proceed to amend my disclaimer because I know what that means and because I can.

Amendment 1, Article XXV, Section 3, Number 13 - No one will in any way, shape, or form downgrade, depreciate, run down, rip up, roast, slight, belittle, diss, denigrate, befoul, besmirch, spatter, stain, sully, malign, asperse, bad mouth, blacken, blister, calumniate, decry, defame, disparage, give black eye to, impugn, knock, libel, mudsling, put down, revile, scandalize, slander, tear down, traduce, and/or vilify the name, image, characteristics, play, and/or person of one, Steve Nash. Any person or persons found in violation of the afore mentioned Amendment 1 will be cut a million times with a small razor and left in the Sahara, most likely to die while a bazillion grains of sand fester your infected wounds. Well, I can't really do that. So you'll just be blocked and all comments will be removed.

7 comments:

MeL said...

Steve is looking very makey-outey this season, wouldn't you agree?

iAMbarticus said...

Haha... did I just draw that new hotness? Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! Uh yeah... I love me some Steve Nash. We just have to do something with that second string! Dragic, I'm afraid, just isn't going to cut it!

G. Sterling said...

it finally hit me why you have the hairstyle you do...

and your #1 on my blog sight, feel privaleged. (or thank the fact that your name starts with BA)

Jeff, Rivka, and Bray Wilkins said...

Not a lot can be added to this, but did you notice how Nash totally is not playing like an old guy even though he is an old guy? It makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July.

MeL said...

Um, I think that the last comment was borderline offensive, and that Jeff, Rivka, and Bray Wilkins should be shunned, just to show your no-nonsense policy here. Calling Steve old makes me borderline pissed.

iAMbarticus said...

In the response to a dear friends request (Mel, that's you)I have convened with the B.C.D.W.P.S.N.S. (the Barttimesnow Committe that Decides Whether People are Shunned or Not Shunned, which includes myself and several other important higher-ups: Me, I, and Not You.)to consider whether or not Mr. Wilkins and his darling family's comment should be shunned. After much deliberation, (and considering the fact that the offender is a Suns fan and used the word 'melt' in his comment) the committe has decided to NOT SHUN the offender. Due to the fact that Mr. Wilkins (and his family) are first time offenders, they are hereby sentenced to CommNashCity Steve-ice which will require a 400 word blogpost on 'Why Steve Nash is the Greatest Point Guard Ever'. Any future violation(s) will be compiled with previous violations as a running tally against the offender. (Trust me, you don't want to go there.)

Jeff, Rivka, and Bray Wilkins said...

Not only do I accept that sentence, I insist that I go beyond the 400 word post. Mind you, this will have to wait for a few days. I am going under the knife tomorrow so we'll see how coherent I am on drugs. Let me be clear; I do not regret what I said. In NBA years, Steve has certainly reached an age that is often associated with retirement. Since Steve seems immune to the human aging process and its effects, I see no reason why he could not continue to play for the next several decades. Let there be no doubt that I am a hardcore Suns fan and have spent much more time and money supporting the Suns than my wife would ever approve of. Since I was a young lad in the wonderous desert land of Peoria/Glendale, Arizona I have been a loyal, KJ loving, Barkley adoring, Majerle revering, AC man crush-having, Kidd/Penny dreaming, Marbury hating (never liked him), Matrix supporting, Stoudemire stalking, Shaq imitating, Nash loving fan. My wife has been informed that Steve Nash is one of three men with whom I would enter into a gay marriage. (Obviously the other two are Anquan Boldin of the Cardinals and Steven Colbert because he makes me laugh). Stay tuned for my essay.