You can't, can you? ... why? Because it's SNOT!
(haha I've always wanted to use that joke)
This would be my ad campaign:
In a business world run mostly by men, climbing the executive
ladder has been almost impossible for women... until now.
Presenting... SNOT: a daring new clothing line for women.
The new 'business casual' from SNOT empowers women to push the envelope in the work place. And we're not talking about the envelope addressed to Martin Thompson and Co. that's sitting on your dimly lighted desk. We're talking about a metaphoric envelope that isn't real and carries nothing of importance inside... except for this: a note saying, 'Our clothing empowers women to wear things to work that would get men fired.' Like our new dress shorts and matching dress flip flops.
You may not be able to work like a man, but now you can dress
like a man, feel like a man, and most importantly, look like a man. A really, really ridiculous man who just got fired for wearing dress shorts.
SNOT: Sooooo Not hOt and Tempting. In stores never!